English Speakers always want to talk about the weather.
Lets get this out of the way first. The weather in Amsterdam in December is not going to be good. It is going to be cold and miserable outside. If this image is in your head then everything is going to be fine. You don't come to Amsterdam for the weather! That aside here are some useful tips.
- It's going to be colder than you think. The large amount of water in Amsterdam means what the weather man or woman has typed into your forecast is not what it feels like.
- Don't look at the temperature, look at the wind direction.
- West wind = normal, changeable, fresh, rain;
- North = stable;
- South = doesn't come in winter;
- East = put everything you brought on and still it is not enough.
- Don't trust the weather man or me.
- If you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes
- Favorite this webpage or download its accompanying app. Buidenradar. This is a live radar system. You can see if rain, snow or hail is coming and decide weather to have another coffee or Heineken or make a run for it.
Fricking Amsterdam Light Festival - All of December
The Amsterdam marketing machine has deemed this the thing to do in the city for December. Mostly local artists create objects and some art pieces. These are scattered in an orderly fashion through out Amsterdam and connected to electricity.
The objects have been scattered in an orderly fashion so you can walk, bike or boat past. If you are in Amsterdam during Winter you are bound to stumble across these objects. Often this is more exciting than participating in a pre-planned event.
Real High Culture
No thai-dyed Jimmy Hendrix joint smokers here. Just ballet and opera. Of course Amsterdammers won't hold it against you if you have a joint before the show. The Netherlands' egalitarian society makes going to the ballet or opera an affordable and enjoyable experience. There is no need to wear a suit, tie or evening dress. Turn up and enjoy the show. This is what is important.
Dutch National Ballet performs the Nutcracker and the Mouse King between 11 Dec and 1 January
Dutch National Opera Hansel and Gretel 3 - 29 December
Friday Skate Night with Christmas theme weather permitting.
The event has been held every Friday night since 1997 when the weather is good. It starts from Vondel Park at 8pm and runs to about 10:30pm.
The Christmas edition is always a sight with skaters, rollers all dressed up in costume. Updates on the event can be found on their Facebook Page.
Self inflicted Cruelty
Winter Circus 19 December -3 January At the Rai
I am not really into circuses that use animals but this one uses people. A good 2.5 hours of entertainment for the whole family and you don't have to have those awkward ethical thoughts. If you are interested here is the link.
Valhalla Festival 19 December a bizarre night of a mixture of circus, and dance music starting at 10:30 and running until 7am.
Best Markets to Visit in December
December represents market madness in Amsterdam. The daily markets continue but the holiday season witnesses a plethora of Winter goodies and activities.
The usual suspects are at their locations. Think poor versions of German Christmas markets. At least we are straight talkers in Amsterdam. Normal locations are Rembrandtplein, Leidseplein and Museumplein.
Special markets that sell artisan goods from local and small producers are also popular in this month of Winter.
Kerst Fair Sunday Market 6 December
Pure Market: 13 and 20 December 2015
Funky Xmas Market 13 December 2015
Amsterdamshe kerstmarket NDSM 18,19,20 December
Hip and local. North Amsterdam is what Brooklyn or the Bronx is to Manhatten in New York. The one difference is that it is easy to get to with the free ferry from behind Amsterdam's Central Train Station.
Neighborfood Market 19-20 December 2015
Think local business producing Delicious food. Great thing it will be inside.
Museum Market: 20 December 2015, 17 January, 21 February 2016
Your winter paradise surrounded by wonderful architecture. There will be the largest ice skating rink in the old city. Watch the children push around chairs learning to skate. Young and old lovers skating holding hands. Stoned college students from abroad falling over, laughing and giggling.
You get the idea skating, warm wine, sausages and pretzels beneath the towering institutions of the Rijks and Van Gogh museums. Of course, don't forget there is that IAmsterdam sign all visitors have been told is a must to visit and photograph!
FoodHallen: new indoor food market open 7 days.
I am not a great fan of the Food Hallen. Mostly because it is not in my immediate neighborhood. Yes, us Amsterdammers are fiercely micro-local.
In Winter I do admit the FoodHallen comes into its own. It is located in the old tram depot and there is a range of bites to satisfy all tastes. Do be mindful of peak times lunch on Saturday and Sunday demonstrate the eternal Amsterdam problem - there is never enough space.
These listing have been added to make you salivate. Most of these events were sold out within minutes of the tickets release. Prince, the wonderful eccentric is the only one who has not released tickets yet. There will be black market ticket sellers about. You all know the risks but where there is a will there is a way. So the saying goes.
Madonna 5/6 December Ziggo Dome
Amsterdam's large gay population means you don't need to go to the concert. Most rainbow flagged bars will make Madonna tracks the anthem of the city throughout most of December. Let's hope she sidelines Celine Dion any degree possible.
Supertramp 11 December Ziggo Dome
Golden Earring 12 December Ziggo Dome
You think they are American but they are not. They hail from the smaller town of The Hauge. If you are old enough to remember radio and classic rock then their famous track, Radar Love, was on every mixed tape. Find out about more Dutch world hits you didn't know were Dutch on our blog entry.
Prince yet to be announced location probably the Carre and the organizer will be Mojo.
Amsterdam has a fondness for Prince. He adheres to characteristics the city loves. Individualism and value for money.
So many Museum Exhibitions your nose could bleed
If you haven't heard we love our museums in Amsterdam. Winter is a great time to visit our historical and cultural institutions with out the high season crowds. We have only placed a selection below of the exhibitions we found interesting.
Spanish Masters from the Hermitage 28 November until 29 May
Protrait Gallery of the Golden Age runs until end of 2016
Van Gogh Museum
Munch: until 17 jan 2015
When I Give, I Give Myself until 17 Jan 2015
Stedelijk (Contemporary Art)
Isa Genzken: Mach Dich Hubsch
Seth Siegelaub: Beyond Conceptual Art
Graffiti. New York meets the Dam until 24 Jan 2016
The Sixties, a Worldwide Happening until 13 March 2016
Secret Love until 8 May 2016
A Rich Tradition until 24 January 2016
Paul Boggaers My Life in the Bush of Ghosts until 17 January 2016
Francesca Woodman:on Being an Angel until March 9 2016
Jewish Historical Museum
After the War was Over until 14 Feb 2016
Museum of Bags and Purses
Black and White: the dresscode of a lifetime until 3 Jan
Museum Van Loon
Van de Poll at Van Loon best of one of the finest portrait collections in the Netherlands until 10 Jan
Prix de Rome the oldest prize for young visual artists and architects in the Netherlands until Jan 17
Top 10 things to do in Amsterdam in Winter